Lay it on me, kids!

[bronwynrh]

It's Lab Week, a time to honor and appreciate your friendly neighborhood clinical laboratorian.

That's alright, don't get up, you can genuflect from your seats.



Among the festivities and free food are games and prizes. Yours Truly won today's game, a drug word search.



Anywho, I won a card for 25 Dining Dough "dollars". Let's hope it's redeemable at a restaurant we want to try :)

And with that, I must get back to those pressing deadlines. Good golly, Lab Week is badly timed for me this year!

Edit: See? I'm so pressed I forgot to ask you guys for a favor! There's a joke contest later this week, so I figured I'd ask for your best contributions. Lay it on me!

Comments

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.

Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
A: An itsy bitsy book.

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.

[limecrete.livejournal.com]

The other day, I came across an ion frantically crawling around on the floor, searching for something. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he had lost one of his electrons. I asked if he was sure, and he said "Yes, I'm positive."

A neutron walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender slides one over with a smile. The neutron asks how much he owes, and the bartender says "For you? No charge."

[bramey.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Very good! Both elicited genuine LOL :)

[bramey.livejournal.com]

These are good! Thanks!

[gwangi.livejournal.com]

Yay for lab week! We also have stuff going on all week long. If it's anything at all like last year, we're going to vaguely wish they'd just given us a little bigger paycheck or something, unfortunately. A free root beer float doesn't really increase our morale like they think it should.

I did, however, argue fairly hard that we needed a puppy party day. Imagine how awesome it'd be to go to the lunch room and have, like, 15 puppies playing in there! Screw free pizza, I want puppy playtime!

[bramey.livejournal.com]

Screw all that. I just want a gratis day off :)

[sayga.livejournal.com]

Ummm... How are a proctologist and an astromer similar?
They both want to look at your anus/uranus.

Haha, that's the best I can do. It probably isn't *actually* original, but I made it up when Daniel was in massage school and studying anatomy. I'd never heard it before I made it up, but I'm sure it's been said before. :P

[bramey.livejournal.com]

*groans*

:)