Ya wanna know about Hell?

[bronwynrh]

Well let me tell you.

Hell is travelling 19 miles at the ass-end of a 6-car train on a two-lane no-passing road . . .

going 38 miles an hour!

Remember, you heard it here, first.

Comments

[aristophren.livejournal.com]

That sucks.

[bramey.livejournal.com]

Yes it does. This is why we all must try to get into heaven, where we'll all have our very own highways systems where we can drive as fast or as slowly as we'd like.

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

Lemme guess... that stretch of 46 between Nashville and Bloomington?

[gurdonark.livejournal.com]

and here I imagined Hell was listening to lawyers talk.

[thatthingido.livejournal.com]

At least you're home now. Welcome home.

[bramey.livejournal.com]

Uhhyup that's a' roger, ma'am.

[bramey.livejournal.com]

Thank you, and thanks for your message! Someday, when I get international long-distance again, I'll give you a call :-)

Must. Get. Calling Card.

[bramey.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is just one of many undiscovered levels of Hell. Dante didn't quite get 'em all.

[thatthingido.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[dburr13.livejournal.com]

gert and edna in the lead car wanted to make sure they got to bingo safely!...you have to drive slow if you can't see a thing!

Pseudo hell

[rozsdan.livejournal.com]

Actually, hell is sitting in Narita airport in Tokyo at 5:00 on a Sunday after being on a plane for 15.5 hours and finding out that the next leg of your flight is in the other terminal and it leaves in 30 min so you run as fast as you can to get there and barely make it. So the you are all hot and sweaty on a plane with no A/C and you come to find out that you are the only one on the entire plane that speaks english and you, of course, don't speak anything else, and you are going to a formerly communist countries customs station with not a shred of the required info.

[iltamies.livejournal.com]

You know. I come near this every single day on my way home. Four lane divided highway up a mountain following drag racing semi-trucks doing 5 in the right and 12 in the left lanes. For if i'm lucky, about six miles a night. And then I get past them, haul arse for about five miles and hit something similar. It's a rhythm that you just gotta get used to.