The Christine Defense
Jan. 21st, 2003 08:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bronwynrhClara Harris' lawyer was on the Today Show this morning, discussing his defense strategy. If you recall, Mrs. Harris is the woman who ran over her husband with her Mercedes - several times - because he was having an affair. Not only was her 16 year old stepdaughter in the car, but the private detective Mrs. Harris had hired to watch her husband and his girlfriend caught the incident on tape.
Well, Mrs. Harris it seems has pled not-guilty, and has called it an accident.
None of this is funny. At all.
What struck me as absolutely hilarious was when Mrs. Harris' lawyer this morning used the phrase, "the automobile struck Mr. Harris."
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is The Christine Defense.
People don't kill people. Cars kill people.
Good to know. *ROLLS EYES*
Well, Mrs. Harris it seems has pled not-guilty, and has called it an accident.
None of this is funny. At all.
What struck me as absolutely hilarious was when Mrs. Harris' lawyer this morning used the phrase, "the automobile struck Mr. Harris."
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is The Christine Defense.
People don't kill people. Cars kill people.
Good to know. *ROLLS EYES*
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Oh goodie!!
yaaaay!!!
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Date: January 21st, 2003 07:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: January 21st, 2003 09:19 am (UTC)