If only I'd known

[bronwynrh]

Jeez. I spent 5 years in grad school, working my ass off to earn a Ph.D., and then I get this:

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I could have saved myself so much hassle if only I'd known!

Comments

[whizkid1357.livejournal.com]

Where would the personal satisfaction from all the long night and hard work be in that case? :-)

Would you still take as much delight in putting Dr. before your name at every opportunity?

[bramey.livejournal.com]

Alas, the real thing was probably worth the hassle. Besides, a fake Ph.D. would do nothing to satisfy my masochistic tendencies.

[thatthingido.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's amazing.
Are you interested in some swamp land?

[bramey.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, swamp land. I'll consider it, but I have to unload the Brooklyn Bridge, first. The mortgage on that thing is killing me!