A synopsis of me

I was just inspired by my mystery-loving librarian friend, nacowafer. If someone were writing a profile about me, what would it look like?

It's sort of like writing your own epitaph, only less morbid. Equally awkward, though.

I came up with the following:
Microbiologist bramey is a hard worker and tough-as-nails procrastinator who enjoys cross-stitching, reading, cooking, gardening and walks in the forest when she's not pipetting tiny volumes of clear liquids into little tubes.

Dull as dry toast, yes? In a flagrant bid for gratuitous flattery, I ask you to profile me. Then write a profile of your own.

Go 'head and put on your thinking caps - or your sarcasm caps - just be sure to take off the tinfoil hat, first. I'll be waiting and working.

My heart hurts

I just found out that I was not deemed eligible for the job at the CDC. The letter said I didn't have the required experience. Not that any level of experience was specified, beyond a PhD or commensurate education + experience. Oh well. I wasn't expecting to get the job, but I'd hoped there'd be a conversation, at least.

*sigh*

On to the next.

Hey. Let's get busy on those little profiles, eh?