Made MY day.

[bronwynrh]

There's nothing quite so satisfying as running like a madwoman from your place of work because you're late for an appointment to wear a scratchy gown on a paper sheet with your knees in the air so someone can stick a piece of cold plastic in you and scratch around your insides with a pipe cleaner.

Mmm-mmm-boy!




Whatsammatter? TMI? Suckitup, boys.



Now I'll go mow my lawn and try to come up with something to feed myself. Yeah. That'll just round out a fan-fucking-tastic day, I tell you what.

*groan*

Somebody save me, please!

How many hours, Jeffrey? Oh, that's right. Too many. Damn.

Comments

[suladog.livejournal.com]

haha..very cogent description..i made my annual visit just a month ago..guys just have no idea..cough indeed!

[bramey.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I didn't even touch on the kneading and prodding aspect of my visit. It takes at least half an hour for our insides to settle back into their rightful places!

[miasmaman.livejournal.com]

is that a pap smear or something else?

[bramey.livejournal.com]

You are correct. That was just one part of my annual exam. I spared you the remainder of the prodding and probing - not fun. There is NO equivalent for men. None.

[miasmaman.livejournal.com]

yeah, i keep hearing about how terrible the prostate exam is from lots of straight guys....but i'm actually looking forward to it. LOL

same with the testicular cancer test...there's a little pleasure with that pain.

but you're right, there is no real equivalent for men. but i will still try to empathize.

This isn't pretty

[thatthingido.livejournal.com]

Neil's question brought back an icky memory:

I once had a doctor pinch my labia (why do I feel embarassed saying that word?) with the cold metal clamp that the doctor inserts into a woman to spread her and hold her open once her feet are in the stirrups.The clamp screws open/closed and I think it's the screw that pinched me.

It is truely an awful experience.

I mean, please. Buy me dinner and get me drunk before you go pinching me with torture devices down there.

Re: This isn't pretty

[bramey.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD! I'm really glad I'm alone in the lab right now. I just made the most awful face (as I'm sure you did, then).

owieowieowie

I don't think even gals who are into pain would be into that, would they?

*full body twitch*