The Sears Service Pledge
Aug. 14th, 2003 08:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bronwynrhFixed right the first time;
Repaired when promised;
Knowledgeable, courteous service;
Continual process improvement;
Sear Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Money Back!
Hahahahahahaaaa!
*wipes tears*
Boy, that's just too funny.
Too, too funny.
Especially that first line. That's the best of all.
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I just ate a fried-egg sandwich - two slices of bread with two, count'em two fried eggs and even some cheese. I also had a little icky pasta salad from Marsh on the side. My tummy wasn't hurting too badly for the first time in a long time, and I managed to eat the whole sandwich and almost 1/3 c. of the pasta salad. Of course, that will help with the day's calorie count - but it certainly won't do much for the electrolyte imbalance. I still feel a bit wonky, but at least I'm not in pain.
One Carnation, One Ensure and dinner. Hmmm. Well, it's a start, at least.
Hey. I'm trying, and I won't see a nutritionist until the 4th. For those of you reading this and saying, "huh?!?" I'm sorry. This is sort of more for me than anything else. I need to keep track somehow.
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I love the Underpants Gnomes on SouthPark. Just thought I'd share.
Repaired when promised;
Knowledgeable, courteous service;
Continual process improvement;
Sear Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Money Back!
Hahahahahahaaaa!
*wipes tears*
Boy, that's just too funny.
Too, too funny.
Especially that first line. That's the best of all.
-----
I just ate a fried-egg sandwich - two slices of bread with two, count'em two fried eggs and even some cheese. I also had a little icky pasta salad from Marsh on the side. My tummy wasn't hurting too badly for the first time in a long time, and I managed to eat the whole sandwich and almost 1/3 c. of the pasta salad. Of course, that will help with the day's calorie count - but it certainly won't do much for the electrolyte imbalance. I still feel a bit wonky, but at least I'm not in pain.
One Carnation, One Ensure and dinner. Hmmm. Well, it's a start, at least.
Hey. I'm trying, and I won't see a nutritionist until the 4th. For those of you reading this and saying, "huh?!?" I'm sorry. This is sort of more for me than anything else. I need to keep track somehow.
-----
I love the Underpants Gnomes on SouthPark. Just thought I'd share.
